That ball that I’m attending? I’ve got the dress. I need shoes, and I must figure out if I have the proper undergarments. I said that to someone last year, and she responded, “Why wear any undies at all?”

Why, indeed?

Aren't you glad we don't wear all of this!

Shape. Support. Sexiness.

I’m going to need a strapless bra or perhaps one of those suck you in strapless slips. I don’t know if I want to deal with that all night, though. Instead of going for shape, I’ll try for sexiness.

What undies do you think are the sexiest? Hmmmm?